Once when asked about my ex s, with a straight face, I pointed out that I have forest land and a backhoe. I don’t have ex s. Not everyone gets my sense of humor.

Oh please I have 1 ex ( 1 that is a prime suspect in my contracting hiv/aids ) that I often wish would die then realize that mine wish was granted long ago since I heard thru the grapevine that he had died of " aids complications " ....

That's when I realized just how fortunate I am by taking control of my life ( with a huge thanks to my late husband for making dam sure I was at every checkup at first when I started on meds in late 2000 ) .
By taking control of my life I am able to look back on just how toxic THAT relationship was and how thankful I was that the schmuck introduced me to the man that after 29 years as partners would become legal spouses .

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I am born on 4/2, not a fan of April fools jokes.