What do a bottle of beer and a blond woman have in common?
They're both empty from the neck up!
You didn't say if it could be off color, or whatever

What kind of music do rabbits like?
Hippity hop.

Most of the jokes I know are either nasty or offensive, so to be on the safe side, I'll give some PG ones.
Did you hear about the carpenter who finished the job ahead of schedule?
He nailed it.

How do you make an egg-roll?
😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣😅😅🤣🤣
You Push it!

OK...There was this poor family that lived on a farm, on his deathbed the husband requested that his money (that was buried in the backyard) told his wife when he dies he wanted it buried w/him, the wife replied "yes", at his funeral the wife was talking her friend & she remembered what her husband dying wish was. So she ran up to the casket & put it in w/him (since that was his last wish) when she went to sit down her friend asked " did you honored your husbands last wish" her response was "I sure did, I wrote him a check"